The Social Butterfly

THIS IS A SHORTENED VERSION OF MY LATEST PUBLISHED ARTICLE (PUBLISHED 12/13/2008)

Pineapples are among the best fruits to eat! Not only is it a naturally sweet food to help those of us with sugar cravings, but it is also loaded with vitamins, minerals and other nutritionally appropriate goodness.

If you are a health conscious person, you'd benefit from eating pineapples because it is low in fat and cholesterol. Eating pineapples or drinking pineapple juice will help to build healthy bones and healthy connective tissues. Eating pineapples or drinking pineapple juice will also help to fight colds and coughs due to being loaded with vitamin c (you might want to replace the OJ for pineapple the next time you are sick).

And if you are not so caring for the health side of pineapple juice...maybe you will want to drink it for a better oral sex life! Yes I said oral sex life :)

With the assistance of a nutrient called bromelain found in them, pineapples have been known to "sweeten" things up down there...for guys and girls. Obviously this may take a few days to take effect, and permitted you are not eating or smoking anything that may have an adverse effect on bodily fluids your partner may notice a bit of a difference in your uh...juice (I'm blushing).

So Fellas...the next time your girl says that she ain't swallowing your sh$%...just tell her you've been drinking your pineapple juice and everything is all right!! ROFLMMFAO!!!

(Editors note: If she's pregnant than quote her my blog entry from a few months back on the health benefits of semen to avoid pregnancy complications...LOL)

Oh man! Del Monte stock is about to skyrocket!